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I'm Jarvis.

I'm Jordan.

Do you ever get that thing where your eyes get locked into nothing? You end up with a thousand yards stab for no reason at all. Like if you're a little drowsy and I'm looking at the Home Depot logo on that box over there. Hell yeah. Something about it, I think it's like the way the tape is catching the light or something. it caught my eye. And there was a war inside my mind knowing that the podcast was starting right now.

How doers.

Stop looking at it.

The Home Depot.

Howdoers get more done.

It's just like thousands of people had to approve that.

Like millions upon millions of hundreds of millions of dollars went into marketing. Okay, not that much. Trillions of dollars went into building America so they could make that company. Okay, I guess that's one way of looking at it. But with that, you could say that about anything. I mean, God spent trillions of dollars building the earth. Three thousand years ago. God spent trillions of dollars. Like, it's a real estate project. Creationism reveal. Back then, it probably wasn't that much. Yeah, that sure. It was like a couple of balloons or whatever. You know that Home Depot song that goes really hard? What? Yeah. The one that's in all of the ads. It's really good. I don't even know if we can play it.

Someone sing it.

Let's play it, but we can't play it on the podcast because we'll get copyright claimed, but listen to it. And we'll just watch your reaction.

Yeah, what is this?

Blum, bono, burno. That's it. When do they have time to play this song? Is Joe Rogan podcast about to start? Was you getting a text? Wait, this is a remix. This is a remix. Okay, that was, did go unexpectedly hard. But the beginning of, the beginning of that felt like when do they have time to wind this up?

Is there every single time? Really? Every single commercial. Is there a guy at the time? And it would be a guy. Let's be honest. Okay. Shop for the boys. But is there like somebody walking around being like, hey, this new sale on plywood is going great and that's in the background? Bounda-Bow-dick-B-a- Yeah. It's not that the ad ends and then the entire thing plays.

It's usually like showing someone working on a project and it's like starting and then like

it is they go to Home Depot and they're like talking to the employee.

You know, it's just a compilation of people building things and going to Home Depot and then

it like.

How do is get more done.

How doers get more done?

What's up dude? What's up dude what's cracking nothing's cracking well my voice is cracking I noticed something over the weekend that I I think like

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