Introducing our fighters. In the blue corner we have the tow-headed troublemaker, the

Assinine assassin, the junkyard mutt who lost 15% of one nut.

Look it up, Logan!

Ho!

And in the red corner, we probably have somebody

who's famous for Tik-Tok dances or something.

No, wait, it's an actual boxer.

And not just any boxer, it's the former

super lightweight welterweight and light middle-weight champion of the world.

A guy with a professional record of 50 wins and no losses, Floyd,

money, Mayweather? Come on, no, that can't be right. Something fishy is clearly going on here. Hello internet. Welcome to Game Theory. The show where we give you the old one-two punch of research and analysis and then finish you off with a big uppercut of meta commentary.

Now, theorists, it should surprise exactly zero of you that I consider myself a lover and not a fighter.

Ever since I was an elementary aged mat pad, I knew that I was much better at solving my problems with pencils paper and pro tractors and my dainty end admittedly clammy fists

And yet it's a little disturbing to find out how much of an audience there is champion at the bit to see Markiplier rearrange my teeth

for 2499 a pop. Or if that's not the fight you're looking for, might I instead interest

you in watching Logan Paul get punched in the face repeatedly.

The former Vinestar, controversial Youtuber and

reincarnated podcaster has over the past few years made the boxing ring his

latest form for lunacy and I gotta admit these things have actually been legitimately athletic affairs

Don't get me wrong. Still don't like the guy, but got to hand it to everyone who's been involved in these productions.

They are way bigger and way better than they

probably need it to be. Now if you've taken the vegan approach to the past few

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