LOGAN PAUL IS A LIAR - IMPAULSIVE EP. 101

Impaulsive with Logan Paul

Logan Paul

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.4 • 24.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

The boys debrief from the hectic LIVE 100th episode of IMPAULSIVE, including escaped Area 51 aliens, Logan’s micro-penis lies, rampant sexual addictions, specials guests Theo Von, Andy from Fyre Festival, Faze Banks, Jake Paul, and musical performance by Machine Gun Kelly.

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0:00.0	I'll say this.
0:02.0	I was pretty sure.
0:03.4	I was pretty goddamn sure that I didn't have a micro penis.
0:06.7	And like, even now I'm sure.
0:09.0	I'm pretty sure.
0:10.2	I'm sure.
0:11.2	I'm pretty sure.
0:12.2	Go back to Plymouth fucking rock.
0:21.7	You pill girl.
0:22.7	Like other people drive cars,
0:24.0	you look like you just came here on the fucking Mayflower, dude.
0:26.5	Like how did you end up looking like such a pill girl?
0:28.9	Bro, you look like a pilgrim, bro.
0:32.4	I'm not saying that that is where my dishes will end.
0:36.8	And there's not even a dish.
0:37.7	It's just a factual situation.
0:39.2	Logan's a lacs, bro.
0:40.4	We got a dwarf that looks like what?
0:42.2	What?
0:43.2	What?
0:44.2	And that's Spencer.
0:45.2	Come on.
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