They have a list of common survival tips that most people actually get wrong.

Okay.

But a lot of these actually involve things that you should not do, touch or have a part of your body or near.

Like don't touch a wolf at IKEA.

That's it.

They say, don't, if you're ever in a situation where you're stranded out somewhere,

don't ever eat anything raw like bare grills.

You don't want to be in a survival situation and get sick or get a parasite. In other words, you don't want to try to eat some of the vegetation. Sometimes you probably don't even want to drink the water because it's going to get the rums. Right, right, right, right. All those things. Here's another one. Do not run... So, just a quick side. The first time I saw a bear grill show, I wanted to my brother-in-law, we're in Pennsylvania.

Show is on, we're watching. Here's another one. Do not, by the way, just a quick side, the first time I saw Bear Gryl's show,

I wanted to talk with my brother-in-law, we're in Pennsylvania, shows on, we're watching it, and so he's out in the desert, and he points out, you know, you want to get shade from the sun, blah, blah, blah, so he guts a dead camel, and he climbs inside of it, and he says, this provides protection. And let's look to my brother-in-law and I said, who is he talking to right now?

Like, what are the odds you're going to find... climbs inside of it and he says this provides protection. And let's look to my brother-in-law and I said,

who is he talking to right now? Like, what are the odds you're going to find a camel drops dead before you do? A dead camel in the middle of a desert. First of all. And then I'm going to, I'm like, like, you're not wrong, dude, but it is because he's explaining this to you. And I'm like, It is very unlikely, A, that I'm going to be in the middle of a desert.

But if I am, you're telling me my best bet is to find a dead camel. And I'm like, what are the odds? You're going to die before the camel. That's what I'm saying? Because they can go for days without water. Yeah, what are the odds are going to find a dead camel? They probably have a tip for you. If I'm lost in the desert, there's just camels litter.

Just dead camels everywhere.

Here's another one.

Do not rub frostbitten skin to warm up. It can literally tear cells and tissues. You need to just slowly get warm. For mild frostbite, tuck your fingers or toes into someone else's armpits. Here's an interesting one. Oh, no. You're not sticking your toes in my armpits. Ted. We're dying out here, man. I'm going to lose my toes. You have Ted toes. You'll be fine. I need your armpits. You would not let me put my freezing. I'm going to die, man. No. Give me your goddamn armpits. They're black 10. They're about to fall off.

Don't care.

For years.

You guys have been like, we're eating 10 first. Well, you're not going to warm you up. Is that what it is? Okay. If I eat you second. I hope you lose your toes. Eat those first. Yes, okay. Yeah, no sandals in summer?

Eat a man so the rest of us can survive.

And it weren't even let you warm your frostbitten toes on his arms. He's just not willing to sacrifice for the grail. No, no sandals in summer. Eat a man so the rest of us can survive.

And he wasn't even let you warm your frostbitten toes on his armpits. He's just not willing to sacrifice for the group. That's why we're going to eat you first. If you get... If you get stabbed. If you get stabbed, do not pull the blade out as like they do in the movies. Don't touch anything. Just call 911.

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