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Hi, Jamie, it's you, Jamie. Don't be alarmed, but I think there's a guy following you.

Maybe we should get that guard dog we talked about? Nothing too scary. Maybe like a Bishon with an attitude.

You know, Progressive's collision insurance covers injured dogs and cats and no extra cost, so...

Wait, the guy stood up when I stood up. He's on the phone. He's looking right at me.

Oh, wait.

It's just my reflection.

Don't tell anyone about this.

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Well, hello there, my friends.

How are all of you today?

I kind of sounded like Bob ross there do you guys know

bob ross is he's the uh the real happy painter he's the he kind of had like a fro

even though he's a white guy and he was a real happy painter and he would be like and be beautiful

making this beautiful painting and then he'd be like i'm just going to put this happy little bush

right over there and be like no don't put the bush there and it still looked awesome

um i don't know why i'm just going on that tangent but hey i'm matt williamson this is the

locked on nfl podcast and it is twitter thursday and we're brought to you by seat geek i'll tell

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But for now, I am going to field your numerous Twitter questions.

Actually, I'm not.

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