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Oh, man.

I was hoping that it would be mundane and normal, but apparently it's some weird stuff going on.

Yeah, I didn't sign up for all this, man.

Yeah.

Nobody told me it was going to be like this.

Yeah.

Or maybe they didn't.

I wasn't paying attention. That's probably definitely what it was. It was paying attention. Imagine being a baby. You just come out and you're like, oh, yawning. You lift up your little arms and you look around. You're like, what the heck is this? This is not. Not this again. Not again. I am not supposed to be here. There's been a mistake. I've been here before. Put me back. This was not what I put in my life plan. Not again. Not again. You know, it's like when you go to the military for the recruiters. Like my best friend was in the military and he was complaining. He was like, that's not what i signed up for i'm like oh well that's what

you got can i speak to a manager please yeah and then the doctor slaps you he was like welcome to

welcome to hell boy can i speak to whoever's in charge of this damn wheel of dharma please i need

off the dharma is broken it is broken get ready to pay some taxes. Yeah, exactly. That's all you do is your... Pay bills and die. No, it's actually three things you do. You're born, pay taxes, then die. That's it. Those are the three things that are absolutes in this world. You're born, pay taxes, then die. Yeah, that's it.

The homeboy, in mind, he always tries to say, all I know is I'm going to pay taxes and die black. And I thought about it, and I was like, okay, I get it. Because even if you got burned up, you're still, you know what I mean? Like a white person can't say that. I'm going to die white. Because you don't know what kind of accident you might have. you know. Yeah, you really don't.

My homeboy always says that.

He's like, I don't know, I'm going to pay taxes and die black.

I'm like, yeah, you really don't. So my homeboy always says that.

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