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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2020

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

It's just Alison and Daniel and your calls (and one from Ms. Alie Ward!) as we power through the first coronavirus-affected episode of this show. But honestly I think it's a good one! Daniel and I talk about important matters like losing our minds, my worst TV appearance, guns, whether I should actually go to therapy tomorrow, elbows and more. We also listen to a bunch of messages from all of you and do iTunes Comments of the Week.

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0:00.0	And now live from the pod cabin in Burbank, California, it's a special playing edition of the Alice and Rosemez universe friend show tonight.
0:11.3	Allison welcomes a guest. He's an unwelcome companion during the best of times and someone we sure wish would just take a freaking hike.
0:18.5	It's fear.
0:21.0	And she settles into your gut like a stone chilling your blood as you wait for your inescapable doom. It's dread.
0:28.7	Tone zone is back home alone in the load zone.
0:32.5	I'm your husband Daniel saying wrap yourself in toilet paper and wave hello from the other side of the street to your new best friend.
0:37.8	Allison Rosemez.
0:58.7	Hello my little shamrock shakes welcome to a very weird episode of Allison Rosemez universe friend that particular carbohydrates was sent in on Patreon.
1:12.3	Patreon by Megan Parker.
1:15.3	So first of all Daniel hello.
1:18.2	Hi, you're my one guest on this episode.
1:21.3	This episode is going to feature a lot.
1:24.0	We also have fear and dread.
1:25.7	Yes, hi guys.
1:27.4	This episode is going to feature a lot of listener calls.
1:31.2	So it's not as if we have no guests, but you're the only one in the studio.
1:35.1	So I want to tell you I loved your intro.
1:38.5	Thank you.
1:40.8	There was something specific about it that I wanted to say, but I'm already forgetting.
1:46.3	My brain is like Swiss cheese right now.
1:48.7	Was it the tone zone?
1:51.9	The lone zone.
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