Locally Hated and Safety Doors

Middle of Somewhere w/Chad Daniels and Cy Amundson

The Laugh Button

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

5 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2021

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

This week, Chad eavesdrops on an argument and Cy almost gets arrested. --- Follow us on Instagram & Twitter! Chad Daniels (@ThatChadDaniels) is a Dad, Comedian, and pancake lover. With over 750 million streams of his 5 albums to date, his audio plays are in the 99th percentile in comedy and music on Pandora alone, averaging over 1MM per week. Chad’s previous album, Footprints on the Moon was the most streamed comedy album of 2017, and he has 6 late-night appearances and a Comedy Central Half Hour under his belt. Cy Amundson (@CyAmundson) With appearances on Conan, Adam Devine’s House Party, and Comedy Central’s This is Not Happening, Cy Amundson is fast-proving himself in the world of standup comedy. After cutting his teeth at Acme Comedy Company in Minneapolis, has since appeared on Family Guy and American Dad and a host on ESPN's SportsCenter on Snapchat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everybody this is Chad Daniels and you have landed in the middle of somewhere.
0:18.3	Cross for me kind of because he's moving phones back and forth because they're buzzing
0:22.3	its professor laughs himself, Cyrus Onenson.
0:25.5	Chad it's nice to be here I'd like to talk about bumper stickers and window clings.
0:30.6	We are off and running.
0:34.2	I don't know what it is about this new community I moved into but this might be the birthplace
0:41.9	of the bumper sticker there's a lot of them up here.
0:44.8	There's a lot of them up here and it's going to like obviously I'm about to make fun of
0:51.4	bumper stickers and people who have them and I am self aware enough to know that I have
0:58.0	a window cling on my SUV that says the mountains are calling.
1:03.6	Oh yeah I remember that.
1:04.8	And that is a pretty silly thing for a guy whose body is so decrepit that he said the
1:12.1	sentence out loud is this carpet uneven does this feel like this carpet is uneven to you?
1:17.4	Because I get that I personally have a very silly but I love the mountains and I-
1:25.2	What if in your will it says please scatter my ashes in the mountains.
1:29.4	Oh that's not bad.
1:30.4	And then the mountains are calling.
1:31.9	Oh that's not bad at all and here's the thing they might be calling it.
1:36.0	Maybe just can't answer right now but as soon as I'm available I'm going to return that
1:40.2	call and I'm going to head to the mountains and that'll be the last time you ever hear
1:43.7	from me.
1:45.5	When the mountains call me I have it set up as spam risk because I'm not interested.
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