Local World News with Shane Torres and Graham Kay

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2022

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Shane Torres and Graham Kay came over and we sifted through some local news together. In the attempt to steer away from the doom that is world news, we stumbled upon a triumphant story about Rocky the Raccoon and his handler. All I have to say is, don't be afraid of the raccoon in the bar!

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ELO - Here Is The News

Stone Roses - Elizabeth my Dear

Yardbirds - Please Don’t Tell Me About The News

The Beatles - Rocky Racoon

Ringo Starr - Elizabeth Reigns

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, how about this a woman who brought raccoon to North Dakota bar is charged
0:03.7	That's perfect example of local news. I won't say that again a woman who brought who brought raccoon not a raccoon
0:11.7	Raccoon
0:13.7	It's a guy named raccoon it applies it wasn't just a random raccoon
0:16.9	She saw it threw it in it was like she came with a plan. Yeah to North Dakota bar is charged a woman who brought a wild raccoon into a North Dakota bar
0:23.4	Which promised though which prompted state health officials to issue a warning about
0:27.8	Potential rabies exposure is facing criminal charges air and Christian Christians and 38 of Maddox
0:35.2	Charge with Mr. Meener counts of providing false information to law enforcement
0:38.9	tampering with physical evidence and unlawful possession of fur bear. Did you bring a raccoon to the bar? No
0:44.7	So if you don't try to cover it up she'd only be charged with full the fur bearers thing. Yeah
1:14.7	So
1:34.7	I
1:36.7	Hi everybody and welcome to our eShuffeeer skeptic tank podcast. It sounds kind of hollow in here
1:42.4	I got to put up those things back those soundproofers. Uh
1:47.3	Can you guys hear that or is that okay? All right, this is stuff that should not be done on the podcast
1:51.9	But rather should be done far before you start recording. I'm a rush fear and I'm not a professional guys today's podcast
2:01.2	We talked about the news
2:03.2	Shane Torres a very funny comedian Graham K. He's been on before all about getting fired a bunch of times
2:08.4	He's also been on before both funny comics and I decided I was like I've been wanting to do this podcast for a while
2:13.8	It didn't really matter with you the news is full of negative shit
2:19.1	If I go along enough where I'm gonna be in Monast 50 50 to be honest 50 50
2:25.6	Yeah, it's all full of horribleness. I don't care about anything in there and it's all just as horrible negative shit
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