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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: You Better Shape Up

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.732.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

"SHUT THE F*** UP... PICK UP A PAPER!" Trust is a two-way street, and Jeremy's has been shattered by Dan's pre-show question. Drake Maye is [Tim Kurkjian voice] reallllllllllllllly good, Dan loves to say the word xenophobe, and the feeling of post-boys trip regret. Plus, as evidenced by the quote at the top of this description, Mike continues his reasonable, level-headed analysis of the University of Miami's place in the CFP rankings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Now is a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began.

0:22.1

In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Quervo. What are you doing here? Quervo. Anytime someone says quarevo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during and reads, like... Quervo. I think he could lay out, especially from one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious quervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.

0:22.1

The same family, the same land of our great partners. Sweet, delicious quervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.

0:41.1

The same family, the same land, the same passion. Quervo. So, enjoy the tequila that started at all. Quervo. Quervo. The tequila. That invented tequila. Broximo.com. Please drink responsibly. Quervo. I mean, I don't like having, obviously, genuinely embarrassing moments with anybody,

0:44.4

but I don't like having them with coworkers, especially.

0:56.6

And I just had something happen to me this morning that is the most embarrassed I've been with a co-worker since I came out of this room holding a gift from Izzy Gutierrez that was a Christmas gift that I didn't know was a Christmas gift. And I just

1:02.1

asked in front of Izzy Goodyeras, does anyone want this? Like I just asked everybody this because

1:07.8

I didn't, I didn't, I came back from vacation. It had still been in the office. I didn't remember didn't I came back from vacation it had still been in the office

1:12.8

I didn't remember that it was given and so that that feeling was conjured for me today when very

1:18.1

innocently and I can be oblivious I looked at Jeremy and the light blue sweater that he was wearing

1:24.1

and I said what punishment are you serving today? And I wasn't trying to

1:28.0

insult him. I was asking the question genuinely because Mike confused me yesterday by being Pete Carroll

1:33.9

by just wearing a Raiders hoodie. And I didn't know he was serving a punishment when he came in

1:38.4

from the way that he was dressed. It was a quarter-tip. So the Izzy story, you should be

1:43.1

embarrassed and ashamed that is awful because there was something done in the moment of tenderness and in thoughtfulness and you very dismissively say, who wants this, right?

1:53.4

Asking Jeremy, what punishment he's serving is hilarious. God my God. It was pretty funny.

1:59.4

No one. No, but I felt. Is that a punishment? I said. No, no, but I felt.

2:01.6

Is that a punishment, you said?

2:03.3

Dan, don't sell yourself short. Just moments later, you asked, is Amin today while he was sitting directly in front of it?

2:09.2

I was like three, maybe two and a half feet away from you.

2:14.5

Yeah, but that's not the same as asking whether Amin was dressed in a form of penalty.

2:22.1

And no, that's just the sweater that Jeremy chose.

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