All right, Smearnoff, official vodka of the NFL, world's number one vodka. Chris Cody, you're with me here. Smeanor. Wow, you're on the money with Smearnoff. Spirnoff. I'm going to ask you, Chris, what's your favorite game day food? Smirnoff. That's your favorite game day drink. What's your favorite game day food? Smirnoff!

All right.

Here's the deal.

Game day is everything.

The noise, the rituals, the passion, the dip, the wings, the dip again.

Smearnoff!

Smearnoff belongs in that mix because if you're tailgating or hosting or just sitting there checking your fantasy lineup every 30 seconds, you need.

Marenav! or hosting, or just sitting there checking your fantasy lineup every 30 seconds, you need. Fair enough! Otherwise, it's not a real game day. They've been doing it since 1864, which is, I don't even want to do the math. It's a long time. It's like when Greg Cody was born. They're award-winning. They make cocktails super easy, and they're all about bringing fans together. So, yeah, we do game days. That's their thing. And if you're over 21, you should do. Why, Chris? Smarin off. Grab a bottle of... Smarraf! At your local retailer and head to... Smarendoff.com to find recipes of delicious cocktails perfect for game day. Smare enough. Please drink responsibly. Smare it off.

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New York, New York, please do not share with anyone under legal drinking age.

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