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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: The Touchable Untouchable

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.732.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

"They eat you up and swallow you." The trial of the century has the crew ready to go, but you know who's not? The cruise-addled Greg Cote. Also, Miami is trying to do the impossible against Mizzou, we relive the Jai Alaites of yesterday's livestream for the Cyclones, and Dan breaks down in tears over the Dolphins reportedly holding onto De'Von Achane. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

The weight is over. Last One Laughing is back and it's even more brutal than last time. Share your biggest regrets. I don't regret this haircut. What did you ask for? The Shaggy Slim Shady? Joining us this series we have... Romish Wengrenner Nathan, Diane Morgan, David Mitchell, Mel Gedroich, Amy Gledhill, Alan Carr, Bemi Sola, Ike Mello, Sam Campbell, Maisie Adam, and Bob Mortimer.

0:21.5

Anyone want a song?

0:23.3

No.

0:24.3

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0:27.5

Only on Prime Video.

0:30.1

Why did I come in here today and Afro-Man was playing?

0:35.6

Dan, trial of the century. We just witnessed it. Trial of the Century We just witnessed it Trial of the Century Power to the people What are you talking about Trial of the Century Trial of the Century? He was on trial Which we'll talk about later on in the show I have video Well I just asked you about it now What do you mean But the thing is we're in the shadow show And I have video to show you I can't show you video in the shadow show He's got the nuts, Dan. He's got the nuts, Dan. asked you about it now. What do you mean? But the thing is, we're in the shadow show, and I have video to show you. I can't show you video in the shadow show. He's got the

0:56.3

nuts, Dan. He's got the nuts. You're asking me for something I cannot give you. I know. Yes, information? I can give you information. I came in today and Afro-Man was playing. And now you're telling me later in the show you have video accompaniment which only means that we want to show

1:11.8

what afro man looks like that's all it is that's all it is that's all Now you're telling me later in the show you have video accompaniment, which only means that

1:10.9

we want to show what Afro-Man looks like. That's all it is. That's all you want to do. Also what he said. I wouldn't know an Afro-Man song, but smack me in the face. I think you would. You don't know about that Col 45 and two zigzags? I don't know what any of those words mean. You were in Santa Fe when, because I got high, came out.

1:28.2

Oh yeah, I know that song.

1:29.8

That's his song.

1:30.6

That's the one. what any of those words mean. You were in Santa Fe when, because I got high, came out.

1:28.1

Oh, yeah, I know that song.

1:29.8

That's his song. That's the one. That's the only one. I was gonna go to class, but then I got high. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not even his best song. He's got way better songs. He doesn't have any more. What are you talking about? Code 45 and two zigzags.

1:43.4

Baby, that's all we need.

1:45.2

We can head to the park after dog. What are you talking about? Co-45 and two zigzags. Baby, that's all we need.

1:45.0

We can head to the park after dog.

1:48.0

Smoke that tumble weed.

1:50.0

As the marijuana burns, we could take our turns, singing them silly rap songs.

1:55.0

Stop and hit the ball like Cheech and Chong.

1:57.0

That's from here to Hong Kong.

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