Local Hour: The Soda Drinker's Body
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Meadowlark Media
4.7 • 32.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 July 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now is a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. |
| 0:02.1 | In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Quervo. What are you doing here? Quervo. Anytime someone says quarevo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during and reads, like... Quervo. I think he could lay out, especially from one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious quervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots. |
| 0:22.1 | The same family, the same land of our great partners. Sweet, delicious quervo. Since then, quervo is stayed true to its roots. |
| 1:28.7 | The same family, the same land, the same passion. Quervo. So, enjoy the tequila that started it all. Quervo. Quirvo. The tequila. That invented tequila. Broximo, quervo.com. Please drink responsibly. Quervo. Mike you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlayes on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is one when it hasn't hit triple zero. Mm-hmm. Always drink your Yeagermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day. Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth. Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-p on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules. But the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Yeagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Yeagermeister liqueur 35% alcohol by volume imported by mass Yeagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York. Aldi's Super 6 Fruit and Vegge comes with a freshness guarantee. From just 29p. each, red grapefruit, spring onions, pink kids, apples and mixed peppers, plus British Jersey roll potatoes and cherries. And the cherry on top, |
| 1:33.6 | amazing Aldi value! In store now! Aldi! Which cheapest supermarket 2024? Products and prices may |
| 1:40.0 | vary subject to availability. Billy, did Tony get arrested? Like what happened? |
| 1:44.0 | Arrested? No. Billy, did Tony get arrested? Like, what happened? |
| 2:18.3 | Arrested? No. I heard that he was, he's not here yet. He was kicked off the train, is my understanding. As were others. Not just him. I think it was a train issue. Well, well, you know, I guess if he comes in, we'll figure that out. I did ask him though, I said there's snitches in this office saying that you were almost arrested a few weeks ago. And he said, very true, luckily, I got acquitted. So if he arrives, I guess we'll get that story if he gets here. Acquitted, wait a minute. That means it went to trial. Yeah, he's not big on words and just knowing things. You know what? That's what it's going to say on his tombstone. |
| 2:23.3 | Wasn't big on words and like knowing things. |
| 2:27.3 | Yeah. I mean, he's big on thinking he knows things, right? |
| 2:32.3 | Well, he's big on thinking he knows words too. Yeah. He is guiltier than anyone he's big on thinking he knows things right well he's big on thinking he knows words too |
| 2:35.6 | he is guiltier than anyone here of using words incorrectly listen if i had tony's confidence i would |
| 2:42.5 | be unstoppable with my abilities and dashing good looks if i had tony's confidence i mean you wouldn't |
| 2:48.9 | have seen me for five years already yeah but if you had Tony's ignorance, you would have been arrested and you'd be serving a 10-year prison sentence. Or maybe acquitted. Maybe acquitted. Justice system is finicky. They'll let anyone be a juror. They're literally anyone. Except the people who want to be jurors, I've found. |
| 3:08.3 | When I'm on jury duty, the people who are too eager to be jurors, they usually get kicked out, which is like, why do you want 12 miserable people here deciding the fate of someone? |
| 3:17.3 | Hey. |
| 3:18.3 | What is the perfect way to get selected? |
| 3:22.3 | Like, do you have to be indifferent? |
| 3:23.3 | I don't think it's like just outwardly say crazy crap anymore. I don't think that gets you off. No, but if I want to get selected, like play, I gotta play. Don't be too eager. Play it cool. I had a judge that was friends with Dan. He told me he shared a taxi with Dan. I told Dan this already. He said that he's the Spanish play-by-play |
| 3:40.9 | guy for the University of Miami and that him and Dan shared a cab once. And he said this in front of the, he had a story for everyone. Every single person he was like interviewing, he had a story like while he could relate to the person. Yeah. So I was talking to him and this guy every time he would ask a question like does anyone have a reason why x y z and i was |
| 3:59.1 | like and i kept putting my hand up for almost everything because i did have reasons that i |
| 4:03.8 | could relate to these situations and at a certain point he said you should have just brought your |
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