You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.

This is the Dunluba tour show with this two-guts podcast.

I begin today, unfortunately, a little bit defeated.

Defeated from the things that made me rush out of yesterday's show

without being able to talk to Ariel Hawani about the things I wanted to talk to him about.

We had to cancel that because I had to rush out of here without getting to Roy's top 10.

Oh, yeah.

My defeat, I was trying to trace the roots of my defeat yesterday

because there was a lot of it going on away from here.

At one point, awkwardly, and maybe we'll be able to tell you the story at some point.

Greg Cody and Stu Gotts and John Skipper were hugging me as I sobbed uncontrollably.

And I was trying to get to the roots of everything that is happening with me

as I go a little bit crazy in front of your eyes and ears.

And I thought maybe it's getting stuck in that heat Twitter mouse drum

that I thought I'd outgrown 20 years ago, but drags me back in at 54 with all of its toxicities.

And I thought it was just getting stuck in the vortex of people

or yelling what a clown libertart is because it's so obvious that Maxi is better than hero.

And I thought I'd gotten lost in that stupidity and I'm fighting over here with Stephen A Smith

and then Shitstain's website is writing something and I'm stuck in the political wars

and Shitstain's website doesn't know what to do with me saying,

well, we're underestimating the straight white man, Tyler Hero.

It's not that I hate the straight white man.

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