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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: The 2023 DLS Turk Off!

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.732.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

It! Is! Time! The 2023 Dan Le Batard Show Turk Off is here as Greg Cote and Roy Bellamy compete for the best tasting turkey in the DLS family. Then, 🎶 His name is Puka, Puka Nacua, and his quarterback is not named Tua 🎶, Lucy tells us about a hilarious new Iowa Offensive Coordinator candidate, and Billy needs a snot rocket as he's dressed in his F1 Bucket of Death punishment. Plus, we check in with Greg as he fries his turkey on a concrete ledge while barefoot in an enclosed garage next to live wires, Tommy Devito's agent cashes in, and John Oliver is "woke." Note from the writer: Hey. It's Jeremy. Nothing in my whole life has ever made me feel as anxious as watching Greg Cote do this. Nothing. Ever. Nothing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is the Dan Laboratory show with the Stugats podcast.

0:43.0

It is a good thing that Billy Gill is suffering the F1 punishment today because he is wearing an outfit that is

0:55.4

flame retardant and the reason I bring it up is because the last thing that

1:01.6

Greg Cody just said to me before the microphones came on and up is because

1:05.0

the last thing that Greg Cody just said to me before the microphones came on and I'm a little worried

1:05.8

about just today in general but this in particular.

1:10.1

Greg Cody just set out loud not 30 seconds before we started is anyone up there

1:15.9

minding the oil he's got bubbling oil upstairs and on the 11th floor and Billy's been worried that

1:26.0

that today's Turk off it's a big day between Greg Cody Greg Cody says

1:30.7

he makes the best turkey Roy Bellamy says he makes the best turkey. Roy Bellamy right now is standing over his oils and turkey,

1:39.2

but Greg Cody is here and there's no one on the 11th floor with Greg Cody's bucket of oil in an

1:47.0

enclosed garage which is somehow someone approved.

1:50.0

In closed is debatable. I think there's a window somewhere in there.

1:53.2

Greg, when you left the 11th floor, was anyone there tending to the oil or?

1:57.0

I don't think so. Okay. Yeah, it's I set the oil on low, right?

2:01.5

So it's not, it's probably not boiling and bubbling yet but I'm as soon as it does as soon as it gets up to temp I want to drop my bird and I don't know exactly when that that is because normally when I go through this process and cook a

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