All right, Smyranoff. Official vodka of the NFL, the world's number one vodka, here's the deal.

Game day is everything. The noise, the rituals, the passion, the dip, the dip, the dip again.

Smyrnav belongs in that mix because if you're tailgating or hosting or just sitting there checking

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Otherwise, it's not a real game day. They've been doing this since 1864, which is, I don't

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And if you're over 21,

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Distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smeared Off Company, New York, New York.

Please do not share with anyone under legal drinking age.

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files that we have of things that have made fun of the Yankees over the last 20 years.

What do you have?

Now the three-two, swung on, a pop foul back here.

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