Local Hour: Roy's Top 5 Holidays
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Meadowlark Media
4.7 • 32.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 November 2022
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 1:10.8 | I got to bring something up. I don't like what's happening in here this morning. Roy has come in hot. |
| 1:15.4 | Okay, he's not here Monday. He's come in hot. Jeremy asked him how his weekend was and Roy's |
| 1:20.4 | response was, good, I'm getting my happy Thanksgiving's out of the way. If someone tends me a text, |
| 1:26.0 | happy Thanksgiving, days before Thanksgiving, I shove that text right up your ass. That's what I |
| 1:30.8 | did. Oh, that's wonderful. Why I'm not going to do it. Maybe you can do it. You shove that text |
| 1:35.1 | right up your ass. Don't send me a happy Thanksgiving text before Thursday. There's the take. |
| 1:39.3 | Oh my god. What do you like? What kind of, I mean, a verbal happy Thanksgiving can come before the day. |
| 1:45.2 | Well, if work people day of like you leave happy, have a good Thanksgiving. I'll take that. |
| 1:49.6 | But if I get a text message from a friend on Tuesday before Thanksgiving saying happy Thanksgiving, |
| 1:55.4 | I might say happy Thanksgiving back, but I'm not a fan of that text. There's that. |
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