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I mean, a new tattoo, a bad haircut, waffle challenges.

I've seen those waffle challenges.

Those look delightful.

You're stressing me out with that soundboard.

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You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Yeagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Yeagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York. Chris, why are you laughing? Because we just got good Friday energy in here. Roy burnt his hand, and I can't wait to hear how. Fantastic. But we should get to that later.

Let's tease that.

I feel like people will stick around for that. You're laughing that Roy burnt his hand? I appreciate that. Well, no, I'm curious about that because Roy came in and was like, I burnt my hand. And when Roy says something, I'm like, I got to follow that. No, but. But not really, because, like, you said Roy Burned his hand.

I'm like, what happened?

Like, save it for air. So, like, you're not really following it. You don't actually care what happened in Roy's hand. You're just trying to fill time on the show with Roy's trauma. Were you cooking, Roy? Yes, sir. That's exactly what happened. That wasn't my guess.

I thought it was an iron.

He thought it was a curling iron.

Like, with what?

Exactly.

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