This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stucats podcast.

Gotta tell you, I'm a little bit worried about the hockey players who apparently were partying all night long last night.

The regular season begins back in two days.

Why are you all smiling and laughing at me? Where's your hat? That's a big-assad head, man. You okay? Yo, when I sit in the throne, all right, this is the throne, Dave Damashak. This right here. You were on the throne yesterday. How did that feel? I was. I was just going to remind you that apparently you missed the fact that the week started yesterday.

No, I didn't miss it. I was sick. All right. So I didn't miss anything. I was sick with sickness. Still are. I've been in a house of disease the last few days, all right? I'm much better now. Thank you very much. You don't have to be worried about that. but when I sit in the throne, this is my look in the throne.

I don't wear a hat in the throne.

I don't have to be worried about that. But when I sit in the throne, this is my look in the throne.

I don't wear a hat in the throne.

I don't wear a hat. You bring respect to the throne by not wearing the hat. It's like when you go to a really nice restaurant. You know, you wouldn't wear a hat in a really nice restaurant, right, Dave? No, indeed. So the gravitas is what you're going. Yeah. This is my look when I'm on the throne. When I'm in the big chair, this is my look. You wear your fanciest ratty hoodie. Well, I didn't think about that. Thank you for pointing that part out. I mean, so this is my look. Y'all get used to it, all right? Probably my look the rest of this week.

Anyway.

Are you contagious?

No, I'm good.

I wouldn't do that, okay?

You could hear I'm a little bit stuffy in my voice, but I would not come back if I was going to get anything else.

I don't like that when people act like they know exactly when and when they're not contagious.

Like, how do you know you're not contagious? No, I could tell. I can tell. You have a fever? You have a fever? Yeah. You have fever or you're contagious? No fever? Never even had a fever. Never had one. Not contagious. That can't be true. I didn't have a fever this weekend. Oh, never this time. I thought you were saying you've never had. Oh, you're like my life. I've never had a paper before. Cock and the Walk, baby. Establish for the audience that Greg is lazy and late.

Greg is lazy and late.

Greg is not here yet.

And when he sits down, pin him against somebody. Maybe Dave this time. Let's have born.

Yeah, we'll probably make fun of him when he sits down because he's going to complain about the traffic.

Even though, even though there's never, I come from Broward also. There's never a good traffic day. Like, what's the day you arrive? Like, oh, traffic was amazing today. Some Fridays it takes like 45 minutes and that's a good day. But yes, you're right. It's an hour plus every day. Allow me to defend the man who's not here.

All Browards are not created equal.

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