Local Hour: Hi, Lucas

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.7 • 32.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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"Mike Vrabel cutting off his dick. Then the Giannis trade. Then the Super Bowl." The University of Miami basketball team may just be tournament-bound, and Mike Ryan wants you to know who makes him get hard wood when he steps on the hardwood. Also, players' coaches, long snapping, the NBA Celebrity All-Star Game, and the introduction of limited fake Dan's inner monologue. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	AI is incredible. They can teach you how to fry an egg and even write a poem, pirate style.
0:07.0	But it knows nothing about your work. Slackbot is different. It doesn't just know the facts.
0:14.0	It knows your schedule. It can turn a brainstorm into a brief and it doesn't need to be taught.
0:20.0	Because Slackbot isn't just another AI.
0:23.3	It's AI that knows your work as well as you do.
0:26.4	Visit Slack.com forward slash meet Slackbot to learn more.
0:30.1	So Dan, you know, we're all sitting around, even like right before you get here and we're tossing around ideas and, you know, what do we want to do for this show today.
0:38.5	And Jeremy trying to convince people that a Janus trade, bigger than the Super Bowl.
0:45.9	That's not exactly what happened. That's the gist of it. It's the gist. What I did say, and I do
0:50.5	believe, is that if you get a three-hour window next Thursday where Janice, Jha, and another superstar are traded, that will be more entertaining than the Super Bowl. Are these people, what's wrong with these people? What's wrong with these people? And I hear a lot of Super Bowl slander in the office, people next to me. I don't like it. Okay. The only, the only thing. It's a national hollies. Mike Ryan.
1:12.0	Name names. Mike Ryan.
1:13.3	Not into it this year. I'm with Mike.
1:24.4	Because one team isn't in there. Tony, make it out of 10. Zero out of 10. Rate every Super Bowl matchup. Where's this one? Ever? Yeah, go through it. Don't do that to him. I'm just saying this is like a six.
1:25.7	How is it a six? It is a six.
1:26.7	Guys, you guys are out of your mind.
1:28.6	Quickly, I can do it inside of five seconds.
1:30.7	It's a Super Bowl reason. I'm just saying this is like a six. How is it a six? Guys, you guys are out of your mind.
1:28.6	Quickly, I can do it inside of five seconds.
1:30.7	It's a Super Bowl rematch.
1:32.2	They both wear Navy.
1:33.4	It's going to be an assault on the eyes, and I'm not compelled by the matchup or stories. Sam Darnold. wrong. The only thing saving this, Tony, and this is where you'll agree with me, the only
1:41.8	thing making this competitive, Bad Bunny's halftime show. Oh, this is absolutely a football
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