Local Hour: Has Dan Ever Had Pizza?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.7 • 32.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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"My wife always handles the wand." After the Heat's loss to the Jazz, a team that is purposefully trying to lose to a point that Zas has threatened to send their coach to prison, we're talkin' boy bands, pizza crust, and the Marlins bringing back teal as p's and c's report to Spring Training. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Jonathan 'Phony Bologna' Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I don't know what's about to happen today, Dan, but what I do know is Chris is walking around in the room over there before the show starts talking about what a big fraud I am. And I don't know what that's about. Who's he telling that to? He's like, oh, Zazel, a big fraud, big fraud. Phony, I believe I said as well. Wow. Like, what are you talking about? Whoa, which is worse? Put it on the poll at Levitard show.
0:20.3	Big fraud or phony baloney?
0:22.5	You know, you got something to say when you say it.
0:24.4	Well, I guess it. talk about. Whoa, which is worse? Put it on the poll at Lebuttard show. Big fraud or phony baloney?
0:22.5	You know, you got something to say when you say it.
0:37.1	I want him to save it. No, I guess now we're here, though. Just mumbling phony. I heard there were cucked two out there somewhere? No. I heard it. Dan, weeks ago, months ago at this point, Zaslow made fun of me for going to Vegas to see the Backstreet Boys.
0:38.2	That's right.
0:37.7	He went to Backstreet Boys and made fun of me for going to Vegas to see the backstreet boys. That's right.
0:38.7	He went to backstreet boys and took his wife all the way to Vegas for Backstreet Boys. Remember what he say he's going to Vegas this weekend? I'm going tomorrow night. You know what he's doing there? No. New kids on the block. What? Fony baloney. He has a friend on the band. Yeah, but it's the same thing.
0:54.6	You can't make...
0:55.0	Same exactly.
0:55.7	You can't make...
0:56.5	It is the same thing.
0:58.0	It is the same thing.
0:54.6	You can't make...
0:55.0	Same exactly.
0:55.6	You can't make...
0:56.5	It is the same thing. It is the same thing. It's a worst thing. It's a worse thing. What? You know what? Jeremy's got this right, actually. Not surprisingly. He knows the nuance between the boy bands and... Of course I do. And he's right.
1:09.3	You're going to a rip-off version of that.
1:11.4	Are you going at the...
1:12.1	Yeah, right.
1:12.9	New kids were first.
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