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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Happy Thanksgiling!

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.732.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Happy Thanksgiling! Jeremy and Chris set you up for a day of celebration of our friend, Billy Gil, and his best days on the show this year. Yes, we're still grifting off the work of our former employee. Today, it's the origins of the Aspiration-Kawhi Leonard report with Pablo. "This is the quickest it goes! This is the quickest it goes! This is the quickest it goes!" Pablo Torre dropped another Pablo, and while it may be the greatest journalistic effort of his career, a couple of members of the show are (unsurprisingly) not quite as impressed as the rest of the sports world. It's time to get to the voice modulation machine to get the truth about Pablo. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Chris, Billy, Mike, Roy, Tony, and Zaslow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Are you coming off a losing fantasy week?

0:02.9

That means you're one week closer to losing your league, and that's pretty stressful,

0:07.4

which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding.

0:10.5

Dentec's mouthguards help with nighttime teeth grinding.

0:13.5

Dentec wants to prevent teeth grinding while raising the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime

0:19.0

punishment.

0:19.6

If you want your league's last place finisher to to live in infamy at the 26 football All-Star game, sign up for the ultimate fantasy football punishment at Dentech.com slash ultimate punishment. No purchase necessary. Open to legal residents of the 50 U.S. states and D.C., who were 21 years of age or older. Contest ends on December 8, 2025. For details and official rules, visit dentec.com slash ultimate punishment. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Yeagermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules. But the one that is 100% that I insist on completely,

1:13.4

Yeagermeister must be drank ice cold.

1:15.4

Or don't drink it at all.

1:16.7

Damn, that's cold.

1:17.9

Exactly.

1:18.7

You're finally starting to get it.

1:20.1

Drink responsibly.

1:21.4

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1:26.6

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1:29.6

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1:34.1

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1:39.2

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1:43.1

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1:48.7

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1:54.4

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1:58.6

they remain active on the boost mobile unlimited plan.

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