Local Hour: Happy Marlins Opening Day

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.7 • 32.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

"THEIR TEAM MOVED TO TEXAS. TEXAS!" Dave Dameshek is a fan of those little pork things the Miami crew has for breakfast, and he's also a bigger fan of MLB than the NBA, which leads to a good old-fashioned sports debate. Plus, Tony's headed to his first-ever Opening Day tonight and needs to learn a thing or two about the Marlins, Mike is ready to connect with the franchise, and Zas has a word for the Minnesota Wild play-by-play broadcaster. Today's cast: Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	There once was a woman who lived in a shoe.
0:03.0	A size too snug, but what could she do?
0:06.0	But that's not where her story ends.
0:08.0	Thanks to a little help from her Experian friends,
0:11.0	she got her score into much better shape
0:13.0	and relocated to a box fresh new place,
0:16.0	with room to grow and a mortgage to suit.
0:19.0	Now, she lives in a spacious four-bedroom cowboy boots.
0:23.3	Better your Experian credit score to help get mortgage ready.
0:26.5	Experian.
0:27.5	Better your score.
0:28.7	Better your story.
0:30.0	Purdue was the number one seed as...
0:32.3	Kirk Cousin of Jay Cpani.
0:34.2	Looks like...
0:35.4	Looks like his back jack.
0:40.7	It's bracket time, so make a chart.
0:43.7	Does Jeff and Gundy look just like the queen of heart?
0:48.0	Does Adam Silver look like a torpedo back?
0:53.5	Let's get March in his back on track
0:57.0	Looks like his back jack
1:02.7	When the donuts are in front of you
	...

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