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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Happy Gilmore Reviews

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.732.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Now is a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began.

0:02.1

In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Quervo. What are you doing here? Quervo. Anytime someone says quarevo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during and reads, like... Quervo. I think he could lay out, especially from one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious quervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.

0:22.1

The same family, the same land of our great partners. Sweet, delicious quervo. Since then, quervo is stayed true to its roots.

1:11.2

The same family, the same land, the same passion. Quervo. So, enjoy the tequila that started it all. Quervo. Quirvo. The tequila. That invented tequila. Broximo, quervo.com. Please drink responsibly. Quervo. Mike you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlayes on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is one when it hasn't hit triple zero. Mm-hmm. Always drink your Yeagermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day. Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth. Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-p on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules. But the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Yeagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly.

1:12.8

You're finally starting to get it.

1:13.9

Drink responsibly.

1:17.1

Yeagermeister liqueur 35% alcohol by volume imported by mass Yeagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York.

1:21.5

I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home.

1:24.2

I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.

1:27.3

I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money. I've ruled out uni because of my grades.

1:31.3

Study with the Open University and there's no need to rule out anything.

1:35.3

With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study.

1:39.3

We're open to all.

1:41.3

Plus, you'll have the support of expert tutors.

1:47.3

So rethink your future with the degree you didn't think was possible.

1:49.2

The Open University.

1:51.1

The future is open.

1:54.8

This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stucats podcast.

2:05.0

Oh, it's a whole week with old Daniel Levittard, not in the office.

2:06.3

Just one, huh?

2:07.6

What do we do, guys?

2:10.0

We got to light some fires here.

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