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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Desecrating The Cane

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.732.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

"I was once disrespectful of Warren Sapp." Greg Cote wept, or sobbed, or wailed over a cane. He also kissed the shaft. And he better get that done before Jumpin' Charlie kills him. Also, basketball parabolas. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Now is a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began.

0:22.1

In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Quervo. What are you doing here? Quervo. Anytime someone says quarevo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during and reads, like... Quervo. I think he could lay out, especially from one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious quervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.

0:22.1

The same family, the same land of our great partners. Sweet, delicious quervo. Since then, quervo is stayed true to its roots.

1:11.2

The same family, the same land, the same passion. Quervo. So, enjoy the tequila that started it all. Quervo. Quirvo. The tequila. That invented tequila. Broximo.co.com. Please drink responsibly. Quervo. Mike you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlayes on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is one when it hasn't hit triple zero. Mm-hmm. Always drink your Yeagermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day. Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth. Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-p on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules. But the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Yeagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly.

1:28.4

You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Yeagermeister liqueur 35% alcohol by volume imported by mass Yeagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York. Chris, you should know better than to agitate your father as soon as we're starting what we're doing here. you come into the room and your dad has limped in with a cane and you're badgering him about you get emotional these days about anything.

1:35.0

And you say, you weeped on the podcast. And I really thought your father was going to correct you there

1:40.6

and say, it's wept, kid. I'm a writer. I thought he was going to be offended he didn't he didn't do that he said weeped is too strong fought back a tear or two is how he would phrase it so

1:52.3

why are you getting so emotional and fighting back tears but not weeping okay there's there's an

1:58.6

obvious line there everybody knows it when you when you we when you weep, you're like openly, almost sobbing. Weeping is the neighbor of sobbing. It might be the neighbor of sobbing, but it's not a synonym with sobbing. Weeping is to stop before sobbing. Okay, I think they're neighbors. I think they're exchanging cups of sugar. End of the cul-de-sac. They're friendly.

2:18.3

They're on the same street, but end of the cold-a-sac. Okay, weeping and sobbing to me of the... You're going, ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. That's sobbing. Okay, well, to me, that's weeping. It's just like... I wept. Weeping is silent to me. to me.bbing is loud. A few breaths.

2:35.3

Weeping is just a few breaths.

2:36.2

You know I'm crying.

2:37.0

It's... Okay.

2:39.0

At any rate...

2:39.9

Sobbing has shoulders shaking.

2:41.7

It's a bit uncontrollable.

2:43.3

Weeping is single tears.

2:44.8

Sobbing is a flume of tears.

2:46.5

I don't agree with that at all.

2:47.9

There's no such thing as a single tear.

2:48.8

I think weeping requires several tears. Weeping is stronger than crying. I said weeping is single tears. Not a single tear. It's just a

2:57.7

tier or two or three or four, whereas sobbing is just a river of tears. You can't control it.

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