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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Dan Le Batard Says "Jeter Stinks"

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.732.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

"The professional drinkers don't count; their wives count." "I'm like a donkey with a pack on trotting around the landscape." "It's like a packing house out here, there should be hams hanging from hooks." We're well on our way to one of the all-time great Greg Cote performances. And yeah, okay, Zas said the thing about Jeter, but who cares? Semantics. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Chris Cody said to me just minutes ago,

0:03.0

ooh, my dad is playing hurt, he's playing through it.

0:07.0

Greg Cody needs a vacation from his vacation because he goes hard on vacation.

0:12.0

And so I, Zaslo, am worried that Cody will not have the stamina to do today and tomorrow.

0:22.3

Well, when did you get back from vacation?

0:25.4

Very early Monday morning.

0:27.7

But you have to understand, if I know Greg Cody, if I know my friend of a lifetime,

0:32.7

here's what's happening, okay?

0:33.9

That drink package is expensive.

0:35.6

He's going to get his money's worth.

0:37.3

Yeah. Hello. You get that right.

0:40.4

At what point do you feel after how many drinks, first of all, what time do you start the drinking?

0:45.3

And after how many drinks do you feel like, all right, the rest of these because of what I paid is like bonus drinks?

0:51.4

The drinking starts with a Bloody Mary in the morning, which isn't really a drink.

0:56.3

You know, so you pound two, three Bloody Marys.

0:58.6

Get a little kickstart to the day.

1:00.0

Three Bloody Mary's a start the day.

1:01.4

The trouble is they're filling.

1:03.3

The tomato juice is very filling.

1:05.2

So that's your breakfast?

1:06.4

That's breakfast.

1:07.7

Breakfast is champions.

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