Local Hour: Dan Gets Racist Again

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.7 • 32.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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"It wasn't news, it was conjecture." Yeah, the Cotes got haircuts on the same day. Yeah, UM has landed its QB for next year. Yeah, the Hall of Fame inexplicably excluded Bill Belichick from getting in on the first ballot. But guys, Dan was somehow MORE racist than yesterday. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:30.1	penalty minute thing. This would be the most delayed penalty in the history of delayed penalties. What are
0:35.2	you threatening to press there? What are you doing? What are you threatening to press? No, don't do that.
0:39.3	Wow. Minor penalty, two minutes. Accidental racism.
0:43.3	Oh yeah. Wow. Oh, yeah.
0:47.3	Tyrod Humphly.
0:50.3	Accidental? Had to be done? Had to be done. Wow.
0:55.5	All right. There you go. That's how we're starting today, huh? How about me and my dad getting haircuts yesterday without knowing we were getting haircuts? A couple of Codies, just randomly getting haircuts. Yeah, well, you knew I was because I asked you about the number. That's true. I forgot about that part. Wait, hold on a second. Like you showed up separately to the barber?
1:11.9	We don't go to the same place.
1:13.2	Oh.
1:13.6	Yeah.
1:14.2	What did you get a three? My dad goes to super cuts. Why not? Why don't you guys go to the same place? Why are you making fun of that? It's a 20 buck haircut. Hold on, that's true. That's where you go. Yeah. It's $20? A couple of Codes literally cutting it up.
1:28.3	There you go.
1:29.3	It's actually $23, which is an outrage. There are 20 minutes. It costs more than a dollar a minute to get a haircut now. You still tip in like it's the 90s? Yeah, what's the tip situation? I tip generously. What's that mean? You know, five bucks. I'm surprised you're're a super cuts man i always had you as a guy
1:46.9	that went to an old-fashioned place with a barber pole outside get a beer maybe maybe some people
1:52.3	singing a barbershop quartet yeah i don't want to be around the guy who uh slaps the leather
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