Chris, I need some assistance today. I'm a little bit ornery because the folks around here

have decided that the day before Valentine's Day is a company holiday and basically football

ends and then a lot of people sort of just said, ah, not going to work today. So I'm genuinely

grateful that Greg Cody and Jeremy and Tony rushed into the breach here in order to help us on a Friday.

But I've got on my hands in Greg Cody, somebody who appears to be from everything I can tell, a very reluctant love guru.

And I cannot have the love guru be reluctant.

You've got to be enthusiastic about being the love guru. We're going to debut Greg Cody as the love guru be reluctant. You got to be enthusiastic about being the love guru. We're going

to debut Greg Cody as the love guru in the second hour of the show today, and he doesn't seem

to really want to do it. I don't know whether he lacks confidence or what's happening, but

Tony, you've seen a reluctant love guru. I have. He's been treading his feet a little bit, trying to get back there and do, you know, his love dungeon back there. If I can say love dungeon, Greg, I don't know if you feel good about that. But you got to be sexy, right? Like, that's the thing. I exude that. I mean, you know, I don't have to manufacture it. It's natural. You know, it's chicks dig, my sense of humor, quite frankly.

We used to say chicks dig back in the day. I don't mean anything. You're good. Still plays. Okay. But, you know, listen, I'm... Were you afraid that you're going to get canceled for saying chicks dig? You're scared. We used to say that you get scared. The love guru needs to play unaafraid. It can't be reluctant and afraid. You got to choose one. Okay, chicks dig it. You know, they do. And look, I don't know if you guys have ever figured this out. The word romance begins and ends with R.E. What are the middle initials of the name Greg? That is a stretch.

Do you think that's a compromise?

Wow, that's a stretch.

Take us through this again here.

Just take us through again what you just did.

Romance begins with the letters R and E.

At the heart of the name Greg are the letters R and E. Coinkie dink? I don't think so. You know, I've lived my whole life as a loving man. You know, it's, you know, not for nothing. Look, the world is more populated than it otherwise would have been because of my seed. Now, I'm not bragging.

That's true, actually.

Seed-O is a good friend.

What he's saying is factually mathematically accurate.

The world is indeed more populated because he has sperm.

Right.

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