Jeremy has not said a word anyone yet this morning.

He's preening, though.

Like, he's walking around like a peacock.

But normally, like, he's shot out of a cannon.

Yeah, can't shut him up.

Can't shut him up.

And he thinks he's being slick by having not said anything yet.

I would follow you down this if he wasn't on with Samson for an hour bragging.

I'm saving it because I was told I'll be getting the first 83 minutes of the show to myself.

I did think actually that it was quiet around here and I hadn't realized that it's because he was doing the Samson show, nothing personal, because David had to tend to some family matters.

So Jeremy was doing a different show where nationally he was annoying that audience, a whole new audience, just doing hyperventilating.

Don't annoy other audiences just here because the way you all have positioned me as if I don't know what I'm talking about.

We've positioned you? You don't think you've put yourself in that position? Nope, not at all. I was likable until I got here. I tell you over and over again. Because I'm right about everything. You were not likable before you got here, but. Yes, I was. It's the only reason I have any of the jobs I have is because I was likable. I wasn't a professional. now I'm a professional.

Hey, let's loosen up the shoulders a little bit.

It's a big day for you.

You don't need it. You I'm a professional. Hey, let's loosen up the shoulders a little bit. It's a big day for you.

You don't need to, you're not backed up against a corner even though you literally are on this show. Yep. Just this is your day. Have fun, man. Enjoy it. Yeah, this could, you're right. It's my fault. I came in feeling a little defensive, but I did want this to sort of be a choose your own adventure.

Either we could all decide together that we can celebrate this really cool moment where one of the pillars and the franchise that we all care about's history set a record for points scored in a game that was actually televised.

Or I can be an asshole, and I really hope it's the first one. Are you threatening us? Well, when you come... I'm just telling you what it's going to be an asshole? You're threatening us? No, I'm just telling you what it's going to be. What it's going to be, wow, Dan. Did you hear that? Woo, that sounds like a movie poster right there. That sounds like something Denzel would say in the equalizer. Are you threatening me?

No, I'm just telling you, actually. that. Woo, that sounds like a movie poster right there. That sounds like something Denzel would say in the Equalizer.

Are you threatening me?

No, I'm just telling you, actually, what it's going to be.

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