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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: At The Old Ballpark (feat. Dan Le Bajinx, Clayton McBlewit & Hal Habit)

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.732.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

"I don't want to be late for the game..." After a late night with our South Florida Sports Equinox Livestream, that began with Papi's case for the Best Musical Performance Suey Award and ended with Dan ruining Sandy Alcantara's dominant night for the Marlins, it's time for Greg Cote to get 40 carries. He hits the ground running with Numbers 24 and 23 on his list of Top Greg Cote Catchphrases. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Three shows in 24 hours is excessive. We're not likely to be very good today or fresh, but into the breach steps heroically Greg Cody of the Miami Herald.

0:14.4

Oh, thank you. 20 carries. Fresh, 20, just 20 carries? I want to give him 40 carries today. I want high 30s, plus a couple of looks on passes. I want a total of between 35 and 42 touches.

0:28.6

Keep asking for the ball in the post. We will deliver it. Do you have any thoughts on a live stream?

0:33.6

You were not a part of last night as we were celebrating things locally and

0:38.7

ended up blowing up in all of our faces, mine most of all.

0:42.9

Yeah, for sure.

0:43.7

Leva Jenks.

0:45.0

The first comment would be the spectacular choke job by all three teams, right?

0:51.6

I don't have to go over the litany, but the Panthers blow the game

0:56.3

with 20 seconds to play. The Marlins make a Clayton McBlewitt. And Dan? It's just ridiculous,

1:05.5

and then the heat, of course, lose by 100 points. So it's fun to me that you guys were celebrating the mediocrity

1:13.5

of all three of those teams, really, because the Panthers are out of the playoffs. The heat are

1:19.8

unlikely to make the playoffs. And the Marlins off to a good start against the two worst teams on

1:25.8

the planet are going to come back

1:27.5

down to Earth and be mediocre, as always. So I just thought the whole premise of last night was kind of funny to me. Funny? Yeah. Well, we were going for funny. We're often going for funny. Funny is a success. Well, you had a perfect night then because the way the three teams choked. It just hilarious do uh zazlo do you believe that we

1:47.0

will be carried today by dan leba jinks and mcblood uh and a couple of other puns like

1:53.9

he's so good with names yeah so thank you do you think because that's two carries right now

1:59.0

for negative three yards whoa leba jinks you got to say committed you do that's two carries right now for negative three yards. Whoa, Leva Jinks.

2:02.0

You got to say committed. That's fine. We're going to keep, we're going to run. They got a good detackle in the A gap, though. We're going to push the center back. We are committed to the run. We are going to continue to get him on an outside zone. Hand him the football. Thank you. Leva Jinks is in the family of when I used to refer to you as

2:15.9

Lebitardi when you were late

2:17.9

for something. Whoa, I didn't know where we were going with that.

2:20.8

He did break is in the family of when I used to refer to you as Levitardi when you were late for something.

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