Local Hour: 30 Uninterrupted Seconds (feat. Papi)

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.7 • 32.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2026

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

"I SAID JERK OFF!" EVERYONE in the office is in on the Miami Marlins and Major League Baseball, and the crew is ready to show up to games as Sandy Alcantara has asked them to. Then, after a night where the Heat allowed the most points they've ever allowed in a single quarter to the Boston Celtics, Mike and Amin get into a legitimate shouting match over the Heat's front office strategy at this year's deadline. This is one of the best days of Dan's life. Today's cast: Dan, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:02.7	Bobby.
0:08.3	He just hung up.
0:12.8	I've got to call him back.
0:16.0	Love the sound of a dial.
0:17.7	This is old school right here.
0:19.3	Yeah.
0:23.8	I can't hear it anymore, but there is dial.
0:25.6	We just took two numbers.
0:27.4	Well, these are never orchestrated.
0:29.6	These are always live.
0:30.6	You never know what my father.
0:31.5	I'm always a little scared of these because I never know what my father's going to actually say because he doesn't know.
0:36.2	Hello?
0:37.0	Papa.
0:38.5	Danny, how are you? What happened the heat poppy oh the heat man i got a headache that first
0:47.0	quarter how many points both don't know not 85 50 i don't know man are It was 50. Everything was falling for them. Everything was falling for them. They make all trees. How many threes I make doing the game? That one-houser guy made, you have 45-3s in the first quarter. It was crazy. Oh, my God. I tell you one thing. I was surprised. And the hero, he just disappeared. I'm going to call him Houdini. He's a Houdini guy.
1:16.5	He's a Houdini guy.
1:18.4	He's tough against the shitty teams
1:20.3	against the big thing. The good
1:22.5	things he can disappear.
1:25.1	So what kind of magic act is
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