Lobster Dreams, Hip Hotels, Splitting Raisins

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2015

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Someone's having recurring dreams about lobsters again! Listen as Alison and the Thursday gang (Jenna Kim Jones, Allan Moss, Greg Heller, Daniel Quantz and Jeff Fox) discuss the ethics of shopping and return policies, fears of the ocean, nature in general, splitting raisins, Jenna feeling out of place at The Standard, nudity at hotels, Greg's blood pressure panic, Occupy Exam Room and so much more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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0:00.0	And now live from Dallin and Studios in Hollywood, California.
0:06.0	It's the Allison Rosen is your new best friend show tonight.
0:09.0	Allison, welcome to Guess.
0:10.0	She's a comedian who loves fruit.
0:12.0	She likes the apple and the pineapple.
0:14.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, she likes the melon and the watermelon.
0:16.0	It's Jenna Kim Jones.
0:18.0	He's a gentleman in the streets and a freak in the spread sheets.
0:21.0	It's Alan Moss.
0:23.0	He's a producer and when he goes out for fast food,
0:25.0	he lets his pussy leap out of the car and run all over the restaurant.
0:28.0	It's Greg Heller.
0:30.0	Chef Jeff is here to show you how to caramelize your onions and unionize your carmels.
0:34.0	I'm a husband Daniel, but at least I have Wendy saying,
0:37.0	hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.
0:43.0	Allison Rosen.
0:46.0	Allison Rosen, you're the best friend.
0:49.0	Allison, Allison, we've got good times to put her in.
0:54.0	Allison Rosen, we've got good times to put her in.
1:01.0	Allison Rosen, Allison, you're the best friend.
1:05.0	Hello, my little jujubees.
1:07.0	It's me, Allison.
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