4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2023
⏱️ 47 minutes
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“Somebody has to fight with her,” remarks Kelly as we go through the motions of introducing Kristie Ray into the mom group on the second half of "Watch Your Back, Mack". Even though the moms (and especially our bitches) are on their best behaviors, tensions still seem to mount as Kristie begins to try and push the mom's every button. Though the show implies Melissa should be the one worried as Asia is being held up as the Mackenzie replacement, Melissa could seemingly care less and it's up to the other moms to pick up the dramatic slack. From Jill getting technical about who gets to sit where on the bus to Kristie trying to share some welcoming advice, new Kristie is having none of it and seems to be here solely to stir up the pot.
More distressing to our moms however is that Cathy's team has come more than prepared to wipe the floor with the ALDC at this week's competition. Mackenzie is still out of circulation due to increasingly absurd foot problems, and the group dance doesn't offer much in the way of innovation or pizzaz. In fact the theme of the group dance theme reincarnation still comes off as confusing at best, indecipherable at worst. With Cathy's team running a well oiled machine under the tutelage of Abby's friend John, it might not be obvious to Abby quite yet but this is not going to be the best week for the ALDC.
Also enjoy Christi and Kelly's attempt to go full Zapruder-film breakdown as they try (and somewhat succeed?) in studying footage of Abby's in-real-time breakdown towards the end of the episode.
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0:00.0 | Baby, let's just dance, let's just dance, baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance, |
0:06.5 | death, e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e... Can you feel it, can you take it, can you come and freeze that |
0:11.8 | all of this electricity do it right now? |
0:16.0 | B-b-b-b-b-b-b- now. |
0:18.0 | Turn the volume up life, give me your electricity. |
0:22.0 | Hello, bitchat! Merry Christmas! Hello bitch at |
0:23.2 | at, Merry Christmas! |
0:25.2 | Merry Christmas! |
0:27.2 | Merry Christmas from bitch number one. |
0:29.4 | And bitch number two. |
0:31.1 | Kelly, were you on the naughty list or the good girl list? Oh my God I'm always on the naughty list. Yeah I know same. Yeah we're partners. I know. No, I've not I don't think I've ever made it to the nice list in my life me either. |
0:44.6 | Oh well it's the fun on the nice list. |
0:47.3 | I was just going to say the naughty list is way more fun. |
0:50.1 | It is. |
0:51.1 | It is it is. |
0:52.1 | Well we're so glad that we got to join you on this Christmas morning. |
0:56.8 | Kelly, are you drinking anything on Christmas morning? |
0:59.7 | Champagne. Well, I'm gonna have a mimosa. So we wanted you guys to have a little Christmas treat, which is us. We stuffed your stockings. Oh gosh. Insert every Christmas pun you can think of because |
1:16.0 | are from dance moms you know we love a pun. All right well we're going to get into |
1:19.8 | the second half of the episode watch your back mac which is season 3 episode 14 and then |
1:28.0 | we are taking New Year's day off so we will be back in the new year so we will see you guys in 2024 which is |
1:36.1 | Oh isn't that crazy yes oh my gosh it seems yesterday it was 20 new years for 2023. I still haven't done my resolution yet |
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