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Cringing Over Props

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

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"You are 15 you piece of shit," is not exactly what Abby said to Brooke, but Christi couldn't have summed up the mood better as Abby froths at the mouth after losing to Cathy. As "The Politics of Dancing" begins, Abby is already throwing everyone under the bus, except for newcomer Asia whom Abby claims is upstaging the rest of the girls and putting them in their place (despite the fact Asia took first with non-Abby choreography and the girls did relatively fine in competition). To showcase her new star, Abby designs a patriotic group number that will feature Asia prominently waving an American flag. But as any Dance Mom will tell you, nothing scares them more than the dreaded "prop". Could Abby's pro-Asia stance be one prop fumble away from ending?


Melissa meanwhile is focused on getting her children homeschooled, with the aim of letting the kids have more time to practice dance. While Holly preaches the importance of education, as far as the show is concerned it's dancing first and school second. It doesn't make much difference to Mackenzie, however, as she's still sidelined with a bad foot. How will her rivalry with Asia ever get off the ground if she can't?



Quotes

  • “Chloe called someone a Fucking Bitch in like preschool… not to their face but to me. She’s like she’s a fucking bitch and I’m like oh NO NO NO NO NO No NO NO…no no no we do not say such things Cupcake!” (02:40-02:56 | Christi)
  • “I say clearly the ALDC is not a democracy, Abby is a totalitarianist. I’d like to point out that I obviously knew that reading 1984 in 6th grade was going to come in handy cause that’s the only time I’ve heard or used that word in my life.” (28:07-298:25 | Christi)
  • “At this point dance wasn’t really like a social thing. No, cause they were so isolated. Yeah, and it was work… It made my kids love school more. Like my kids couldn’t wait to go to school.” (43:54-44:15 | Christi & Kelly)
  • “We are the two old men on the Muppet’s Show. That we are! 100%. No wonder why people think we’re idiots! Cause we are!” (1:00:34-1:00:44 | Christi & Kelly)


Links

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Thank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:02.4

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0:05.1

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0:07.7

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0:11.3

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0:14.6

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0:16.3

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0:17.2

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0:18.8

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0:22.4

Baby, let's just dance.

0:23.0

just dance.

0:24.0

Let's just dance baby. I just want to dance dance dance dance dance.

0:29.0

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0:38.0

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0:44.3

Hello, Vinchets.

0:45.8

Welcome back to the bar.

0:47.7

It's bitch number one, Christie.

0:49.6

And bitch number two, Kelly.

0:51.3

Do you see my bitchet sweatshirther? I do look how cute did Santa bring you that? No well yes Mrs

0:58.6

Clause she gives the best gifts yeah but it needs a little rhinestone over the eye. I would like the whole thing rhinestone.

1:06.4

Yeah, it would be, oh God, maybe I will. Maybe I'll do it. I mean, do you think, I wonder if I still can stone like a mother.

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