LMTYS: Jared Goff is a Kale Chip!
Packernet Podcast: Daily Green Bay Packers Podcast
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4.7 • 525 Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Summary
Pack Nation, buckle up because Sal is absolutely heated and unloading on the biggest myth in the NFC North. While everyone's crowning Jared Goff as the best quarterback in the division based on his shiny 2025 stat sheet, Sal rips the paint job off and shows you the termites eating the foundation. This is a full-throated, no-holds-barred takedown of the Goff hype train as it heads straight for a wall.
Key Discussion Points
- The Kelvinator Fridge Analogy: Goff's massive 2025 numbers (4,564 yards, 34 TDs) look elite on paper but were just an engine running on fumes after Ben Johnson left for Chicago.
- The Week 10 Panic: Dan Campbell had to rip the headset off the OC and call plays himself because the offense completely fell apart without the old system.
- Blitz Exposure: Goff's passer rating against the blitz dropped from 119.7 to 96.6 once the genius scheming disappeared — the mask slipped hard.
- Jordan Love vs. Goff: Real ribeye quarterback who thrives under pressure versus the kale chip system manager who needs GPS instructions.
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| 0:00.0 | Let me tell you something, fact nation, I am sitting here in Pestigo. I have got a stack of |
| 0:16.5 | newspapers on my lap, and I think I am having a localized brain aneurysm. Listen to me. Stay with me here. |
| 0:24.1 | I am seeing these polls. I am seeing these experts on the television and I am seeing these absolute |
| 0:30.3 | meatballs over in Detroit claiming that Jared Gough, Jared Gauth, is the best quarterback in the NFC North. |
| 0:39.3 | Are you kidding me? Are we really doing this? Have we collectively lost our minds |
| 0:46.3 | like a bunch of hikers in a whiteout on the UP? Jared Gough, the best in the North? |
| 0:53.3 | It is the most nonsensical, brain-dead, knucklehead idea I have heard since my cousin tried to convince me that diet soda counts his water. |
| 1:04.5 | It is a joke. |
| 1:05.8 | It is a comedy routine. |
| 1:07.6 | And look, I am a truth teller. |
| 1:10.0 | I am not like those other guys who just yell into a |
| 1:12.9 | microphone. I look at the numbers. I see what you are seeing. Ryan, my producer, who is a giant |
| 1:19.8 | nerd, let us be honest. He showed me the stat sheet for 2025. I know what happened. He threw for 4,564 yards. Second in the NFL, 34 touchdowns, |
| 1:37.3 | only eight interceptions all year. You look at those numbers and you think, Sal, you big dummy, those are elite stats. How can you say |
| 1:48.3 | he is not the king? Listen to me. You understand me? You are looking at the paint job on a house |
| 1:55.2 | that is currently being eaten by perimites. You are looking at a mirage in the middle of a desert and thinking it is an |
| 2:03.4 | oasis. It reminds me of, it reminds me of an old appliance commercial I saw back in the day. |
| 2:11.1 | It was for this refrigerator, a calvinator, I think it was. And the guy in the suit is standing |
| 2:16.8 | there saying, this thing is the |
| 2:19.1 | pinnacle of engineering. It will last a thousand years. It is the king of the kitchen. And my neighbor |
| 2:26.7 | bought one. He was so proud of it. For a year, that thing was humming. It was making ice like a factory. It was cold as a January night in Pestigo. |
| 2:38.8 | But you know why it was humming so loud? Because the thermostat was busted. It was running at a |
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