All right, I'm back with Lizzie Weissman.

What up?

And you were listening last week.

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Go back and listen to the last week's episode because we're still in the same place in front of the Canyon store.

And we're still talking.

And we're just picking up from where we left off, which was whose pussy was tight or yours or hers. Ooh, see, that's a good question because whenever I've had sex with guys, they always like, oh, your pussy's so tight. And I'm like, are they just saying that because I've watched too much porn or is that for real? And so I always ask guys, like, how do you gauge if a pussy's tight, you know, because we don't know what it feels like going in and out, you know, right. In a dick perspective. So when I put my fingers in her, I don't remember. I was just like, this feels familiar. Like, I don't know. Like, that's it. I just, I like to think mine is pretty good. I do kegles a lot. Right. I'm doing them right now. Yeah, no. Yeah. You said the word that I tightened it up. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

I mean, I don't know, right? Like you, I guess, you know, here's the thing. I guess, you know, I should ask a guy. I don't have any guys around here, but like wouldn't, I guess, maybe there's, there's, you know, you always here there's no such thing as really bad pussy i guess but there must be i don't know there's got to be i don't know that's a question for somebody else i guess like yeah i don't know if it's like the if it's loose it's tight some are smaller more shallow right there's probably like a yin for every yang or if it's better inside something than the other i don't know i don't know it's. It's interesting. I just want to know what it feels like for a guy. I want somebody to write me about this. Yeah, they should. Just guys, right. Yeah, let us know because I don't, I'm really interested in knowing, but I'm sure it's, it's all good, right? Like, just. It's got to be. It's got to be good. I mean, like, if a guy's putting it in, he's happy he's getting it in.

Even if it's not, you know what I'm saying?

Like, he's not going to be like, I'm sorry.

This pose he's too loose and he's going to walk away. He's not going to walk away. Do you feel that way about Dick, though? You're just happy you're getting some? Or is there some that's like... No, I think for women it's different.

Is it?

It depends on the situation.

Because I feel like it might be who it's attached to as well.

Definitely who it's attached to as well. Definitely who it's attached to, but like everyone says size matters. They're like, oh, size matters. I don't know. I was with this guy and he was, ooh, he was so small, but he worked it so well. And then I was with another guy, my lift driver, actually. I slept with my lift driver.

Like after he picked you up?

Yeah, totally.

How'd that happen?

I left the comedy store one night. I was really, like, energetic and high after a set, you know, the natural high. I was a little drunk, too. It's fine. And he drove me home. I got in the front seat. I never get in the front seat.

And he was super hot and Brazilian.

And we just hit it off.

And we got to my place.

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