4.5 • 11.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 November 2019
⏱️ 53 minutes
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In this episode...
- Living abroad
- Friend dates
- Diminishing brain cells
- A cup of tea
- Professional vs. personal identity
- The California trucker hat
- Marriage
- Ticks vs. aliens
- Chad talks with Lizzy
- How Lizzy got her man
- A song and dance
- TV sex vs. porn
- Advice to callers Elizabeth and Melanie
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0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, you will listening to On Qualified with your host, Anna Ferris. |
0:21.0 | Elizabeth Ann Kaplan was born June 30, 1982 in Los Angeles, California. |
0:26.5 | All true? |
0:28.0 | Her first acting role was on the cult television series Freaks and Geeks. |
0:33.0 | She received wider recognition with roles in the films, Mean Girls and Cloverfield. |
0:38.0 | From 2013 to 2016? |
0:41.0 | Wow, that's already so long ago. |
0:43.0 | She played Virginia E. Johnson on the Showtime series Masters of Sex. |
0:48.0 | Okay, can I stop you? |
0:49.0 | Would you mind doing it in a Cockney X? |
0:52.0 | Elizabeth Ann Kaplan. |
0:54.0 | Oh my god. |
0:55.0 | I can't do it. |
0:56.0 | I'd be back to like have more to add to that. |
0:59.0 | Like the few British followers that I have, but I love you, UK. |
1:03.0 | You guys know that. |
1:05.0 | Yeah, they're great. |
1:06.0 | But yeah, I don't know if you're fucking married. |
1:08.0 | Yeah, to one of them. |
1:09.0 | Yeah, so I feel like that would have been like a Cinderella shoe for you. |
1:13.0 | Well, unfortunately. |
1:15.0 | Have you like gotten into like the accent thing? |
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