Hello, my name is Lizzie Kaplan and I feel confused about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

So I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Hey there. Welcome to Conan O'Brien's friend. The podcast that gives and gives and gives and never

takes. I said that without thinking about it and I immediately regret it. What would we take?

I don't know. I just sometimes we get going and I don't give it any thought. We take an hour from

their lives. They take it back. You're right. Yeah. Nice to see you both. Matt Gourley, son of a

Mocesian. Yes. Yes. Yes. Correct. That is my name. I am not. This is not a border crossing.

Yes. Yes. Yes. It's a committee hearing. Yes. Yes. That is correct. That's my name.

Distinguished gentleman from Altadena. I'd like to mention something that's on my mind,

which is that recently we started this team Coco channel on serious radio.

As you guys know, I was not a regular listener for our podcast. I'm not someone who seeks out my work

and wants to enjoy it, watch it. That's just not something that I do. But what's interesting is

that this serious channel started and they play podcasts that the podcast we've done,

they play a lot of different content from over the years. I don't know what the psychological

difference is, but because it's on the radio and it's just playing, when I get in my car now,

I'll turn it on. Oh. And so I drove to work today. I was listening. I was in my car listening

to myself and you guys and I was laughing. And I realized this is the most

masperatory thing I've done since I last masturbated. Were you masturbating at the time? Well, I want to try that.

That would be, I'm sure an incredible high. Why don't you worry about someone driving up and then

seeing Conan O'Brien listening to Conan O'Brien? You know what I do? When I, if I pull up to a light

and someone pulls up next to me and they're in a convertible, I lower my window and I laugh

hysterically and I say, it's me. I'm on the radio and I'm killing it. I'm as funny as I think I am.

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