Hey y'all, August 11th, I'm going to be at Lake Charles, Louisiana at the Grand

Event Center, August 26th, I'll be in Rancho, Mirage, California, Agua,

Caliente, Resort Casino, it's in Palm Springs, let's go sweat and L.O.L.

October 6th, I'll be in Monkton, New Brunswick at the Capitol Theater,

October 7th, St. John, New Brunswick, Canada, Imperial Theater, how regal.

October 8th, I'll be in Waterville, Maine, Waterville Opera House, I'm going to be

sub-regnant, October 13th, I mean, Erie, Pennsylvania, at the Warnall Theater,

October 14th, Washington, Pennsylvania, Hollywood Casino, at the Meadows, come catch me

at my last show before I die in childbirth.

Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, shalom, Greg Fitzsimmons is here, legendary

comedian, before we get to my hang with Greg, where we talked about Nazis,

important, and aliens, I'm going to bap on about some topical stuff, because

remember, I said we're going to start transitioning this podcast away from

guest only, we're transitioning the podcast, which basically means now Bud Light is

our news monitor, we're going to do more current events stuff, unless me

droning on about Ancestral trauma, because I can't do it anymore.

I've finally had some time after this year of making the roasts, I did

roast for Christchurch and me, and only fans TV, I have a special, I'm working

on, but I'm back up and running, and I have some hot takes for some news stories.

Okay, we're talking about Lizzo, real quick, it's gonna get me in so much trouble.

I just want to say, everyone's talking about Lizzo being sued, I'm not going to

pick sides on this thing, I wasn't there, okay, I have hung out with musicians

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