It's Kelly Raspberry. He's just being really grumpy lately. Big Al-Mack. And there I was,

looking at an hors d'oeuvre trade that would make a man with low T. Excite. And J.C.

I'm gonna grind on you. Now on with the show. Happy April Fool's Day, everybody.

No, it's not. What do you mean?

It's not.

It's not April Fool's Day.

It's not April's Day.

There's your heads up.

Kelly Raspberry is on in April Fool's.

She's run right now.

She's on one today.

She's on one.

If you are looking for a fun one to do today that hurts no one, once I changed my wife's shortcut on her phone.

Yeah.

So when she wrote mom, because she writes her mom all the time, it changed it. Every time she wrote

mom, it would just say, my boob exploded. So it would say, Mom, my boob exploded. And her mom

was like, what's going on? And Kenzie couldn't figure out why I kept saying her boob exploded.

That's pretty good prank. So if you could do, you could change shortcuts, hurts nobody, and everybody has a good time.

Everybody.

Until your mom's like, call 911.

Yeah, I mean, my mother-in-law did respond kind of like, oh my gosh, is everything okay?

Also, rent is due and the mortgage is due.

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