Lizzie Borden [True Crime Special]

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🗓️ 26 February 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Lizzie Andrew Borden (July 19, 1860 – June 1, 1927) was an American woman who was the main suspect in the August 4, 1892 axe murders of her father and stepmother in Fall River, Massachusetts. Borden was tried and acquitted of the murders.

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0:00.0	I guess she's in like a, I don't know, like a fugue state.
0:05.5	That can't be what the show's about.
0:06.9	I can't be.
0:07.9	It just can't be.
0:08.9	Well, if it's not, they're just remaking I love Lucy with Wanda and Vision.
0:12.2	I mean, I, I would watch that.
0:14.9	We all watch that.
0:16.4	Oh, yeah, I mean, okay.
0:18.5	Good evening, gentlemen.
0:20.0	Mother.
0:21.0	Oh, go ahead, it's the smell.
0:22.5	She's not a ghost, no.
0:24.5	That's right, gentlemen.
0:25.5	And the spirit of tonight's mystery, it appears that someone took a day off.
0:29.9	We could dump in the center of our studio.
0:31.7	The question is, who was you?
0:35.4	Yeah, very obviously it was you, Eli.
0:37.0	No mystery, how's this a mystery?
0:38.4	It's always, or was it clue number one?
0:43.2	Eli, you are literally the only person in the studio.
0:46.2	Yeah, and the other clues are you texted me a picture of you 15 minutes ago with the
0:50.9	message, hey, Bestie, taking a shit in the middle of the studio just letting you know in
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