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Well, happy national telephone day, everybody.

Did you know that that's what today is?

Let the celebration begin.

I don't know anybody anymore who uses the telephone for talking. I've decided that it no longer exists.

My daughters don't want it. They prefer to text. I have to beg to do FaceTime to see the kids

and everything. People just don't want to talk on the phone anymore. And I blame you as the

harbinger for this because you stopped talking on the phone 10 years ago. I would call you and you

would not like it. I was early on let's don't talk on the phone 10 years ago. I would call you and you would not like it. I was early on.

Let's don't talk on the phone. You were. Absolutely sure. I went ahead and did a little hunting

around so that I could tell you about some stuff today for National Telephone Day. Even though

when mobile phones took off, there were a bunch of predictions that landlines would be obsolete, there are still like 930 million landlines around the world.

930 million.

Only 19 people are using them actually.

The rest of them are just to get a discount on your cable, right?

It's a package.

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