Lizard Duckman with Matt Ryan

Taste of Taylor

Dear Media

237545, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, girl, hey, welcome back to Taste of Taylor.
0:17.3	Today is Wednesday, a little home day action.
0:20.1	And there's nobody I'd rather hump through the
0:21.7	week with them, Matt Ryan. Hey, boy, hey. Let's get to humpin, honey. Hey, girl, hey, how are you? You really got me all hot and bothered last week talking about my boobs. I know. That's why you're wearing a giant sweatshirt. You're dressed like my daughter right now. Correct. I'm hiding. Yeah, good I, it was hard to talk with all the blood flow going to the nether regions. Well, you know, it's giving tickle uncle and nobody wants a zapper. So a double finger back, back behind the back zapper. You know, you weren't, you weren't, you weren't, you weren't feeling that or hoping that that way happened. I was going to come over in an IRL today, but apparently your cleaning ladies are more important than I.
0:58.4	Shut up.
0:59.0	Listen.
0:59.5	Listen, listen, Linda.
1:00.9	Listen.
1:01.4	Okay.
1:01.8	We got a busy week over here.
1:04.0	I got you.
1:04.7	Well, I love seeing your gorgeous punum in person, quite frankly, it is, there's alcohol involved. I took my shot.
1:14.2	That's a good point. I am a bad influence still at 48. I have a bad influence to you,
1:19.4	which is really saying something. Okay. So we have a show for y'all today. We have a sisters with style,
1:27.4	Matt. You're going to be helping me out with. Yeah. You know, that's nothing. We have a sisters with style, Matt.
1:27.9	You're going to be helping me out with. Yeah. You know, that's nothing I can lend a hand with better than that. When I hear fashion, I think Matt Ryan. Well, you know, I will tell you, I have been known to purchase many a beautiful thing for my wife. That's true. Because she has less fashion than anybody. I'm actually, I'm not fashion forward, but I do know what I, what, what, how to put somebody together well. Women. Yes. You know how to dress your wife like a little doll. Yes, I dress her up like a lady. Um, that Michelle watch. I'll never forget you buying her Michelle watch. Yeah, that was all blinged out.
2:02.5	And then you showed up with a nine pound roly on.
2:04.6	I was like, aren't you a cunt?
2:09.0	Just because of that sentence right there, we're talking sports suit.
2:13.4	Well, actually, our sisters with style is sport related.
2:16.2	So I do think you can handle this.
2:17.9	Yes.
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