Living Without Crutches | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 10 August 2023
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 1:01.4 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 1:03.6 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 1:07.5 | If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 1:11.7 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 1:16.0 | Well, God bless you. Always a joy to come into your homes. We love you, and we know God has |
| 1:22.0 | great things in store. If you're ever in our area, I hope you'll come out and be a part of one of |
| 1:27.0 | our services. We'd love to |
| 1:28.3 | have you. I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks so much for tuning in today. |
| 1:33.4 | I'd like to get started each week with something kind of funny. I heard about this groom. At the |
| 1:38.2 | wedding rehearsal, he said to the minister, I'll make a deal with you. If you'll change my wedding |
| 1:43.9 | vows and leave out all that love, honor, and obey stuff, I'll make a deal with you. If you'll change my wedding vows and leave out all that love, |
| 1:46.4 | honor, and obey stuff, I'll give you $100. He pressed a $100 bill into the minister's hand, |
| 1:52.2 | walked away quietly with a big smile. The next day during the ceremony, the minister said, |
| 1:58.0 | do you promise to bow down before your wife, take her breakfast in bed every day, fulfill her every desire? |
| 2:05.4 | He gulped in astonishment, said in a weak voice, I do. |
| 2:08.6 | Then he leaned forward and said, I thought we had a deal. |
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