They say it takes 40 to 60 hours of time together for two people to form a true friendship.

Oh, that's nice.

But the only way to truly know someone is to actually live with them.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, wow.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

And Brooke knows this.

Oh, man.

I mean, you learn all sorts of strange new details and personality quirks about somebody when you start sharing a living space.

What have you learned, Brooke?

Where do we want to begin?

God.

Maybe we don't want to even open this box.

I mean, honestly, I can just start with, like, my husband sleeps like he's a dead person.

He folds his hands together over his chest and lays down.

And I always want to put a flower right in there.

Brooks just practicing for the day.

She's like, ooh, I can't wait.

Yeah, no, you just fell asleep like that.

Yeah.

You can't kill him.

Well, see, this is why a new survey asked hundreds of married couples to respond with the funniest thing that they learned about their partner once they finally live together.

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