On today's episode of timeless wisdom. Adam Carolla is my guest. Mexico screwed up dessert because I go, what's the best, what's the difference between a bagel and a Danish? And somebody said, sugar. And they said, okay, well, when we make our desserts, let's just make it all sugar. That'll be the best dessert in the world. And so they melted down. They shaped it in a form of a cactus. And they said, this is the greatest dessert ever. And everyone went, fat, as your people would say. Because you need things in the dessert. Your people. That's coming up on timeless wisdom with Dennis Prager. Your dog and a stranger are drowning. You can only save one. Who do you choose?

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Hi, everybody. This is Dennis Prager, and I have a certain motto in life.

What is it, the absurdity keeps it? The absurd keeps you sane?

Keeps us sane?

And in light of that, and this is a compliment, sir, I just want you to understand that.

I have the 17th funniest man in human history in the studio with me.

And the funniest living, but 17th, there are 16 that were funnier in all of history.

You don't take that in any negative way.

Well, the fact that you have Gallagher is number three and Caratop is number 11, yes, does hurt my feelings.

Alan will tell you who those popular names are after the show.

That is entirely accurate.

Adam Carole is my guest.

Adam Carole is the most downloaded...

Podcast.

I know that.

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