all right well i don't know there's no form of intro here so i'll just say welcome to the program

captain oh sorry sorry sorry major doctor is it doctor major or major doctor which one is it uh well

it's neither of those two there's not a single human being in the world that caused me a major doctor or doctor major.

And technically it's major select doctor, Dr. Zickick's.

Oh, so you're a select doctor.

Yeah, we're major select.

It's one of those weird military things where you're selected for their promotion, in my case, to major major but they haven't officially put the rank on you yet. Oh, so you're like, uh, like, you're like limbo period. Okay. It's like a president elect. Same thing, right? It's like you got, you're going to get it, but they haven't actually given it to you yet. That's so weird. Why do they do that? Uh, you know, military things. they got to make you want it, I guess why do they do that uh you know military things they got to make

you uh wanted i guess so but you already got it right like isn't it basically yours i already got it

yeah it's mine it's guaranteed they're there they unless i do something they're horrific like

they can't take it back like the uh selection is there okay i just wait for my time to be called up

and then they say poof you're a major now is there anything that you got in the closet where you're

like oh man i hope they don't discover this or i'm i'm gonna go back to captain you just sweat and i'm

just don't answer that don't answer that well let me do a little bit of uh table setting here so

as promised i mean i've been telling people'm like, I am super interested in bringing on listeners to the show who have expressed interest in the past on coming on.

And you were one of the people that came to my mind when I started thinking about that because you and I have been going back and forth, you know, in various social media forever. And we, I only ever heard your voice, like maybe two weeks ago for the first time in the great halls of the cult club, which was kind of surreal, don't you think? I was like, oh, it's so weird to like connect with all these people that listen to the show. Actually, interact back and forth for once. Yeah. God, dude, that's the thing about podcasts, which is so weird.

And being a, I've said this before, like being a fan of podcasts, um, you feel like

you know people, but obviously we've never interacted, right?

We have never talked to each other.

But, but still there's like a like this base level rapport just because if you listen to someone talk enough,

you kind of just feel like you kind of know how to talk to them.

And so it was kind of a natural thing right away.

It's like it's a bit of an ethereal connection where it's like you know so much about someone,

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