Three weeks ago.

I've got to, three weeks ago, these two moron girls in New York come up to me like, Austin and our friend are talking. I go, I don't want to know another word. I want to know nothing. And then I go, shh-h-h-and I called Craig. Oh, that was your. No, I did. I said, should I tell Austin and interrupt his piece?

What a fucking dinner party this is,

it was,

it was hearsay?

I'm literally,

stop it.

Stop. Let's get in to this latest recap of episode four, I believe, season 11, Southern Charm.

Girl, I am looking at the discourse a little bit regarding the whole love triangle that is

Austin, Shep, and Craig, and I'm finding that I am in the very, very small minority

by being teen Craig in this whole situation, particularly with Austin.

Listen, I said what I said and what I'm about to say, I'm about to say, and I stand on it.

So I guess I'm going to have to learn what it feels like to be wrong for the first time.

I feel like, what does it feel like?

Like, humbling, humbling.

I don't love it.

Hopefully this won't happen again.

Anyway, so where we left off, we're at this literary themed costume birthday party for our new castmate, Wittner.

Craig is dressed like Rufio and Austin's dressed like Hermione.

They just got into it because what's the issue now?

Austin does what he always does, which is mumble shit under his breath about Craig, and Craig don't like it.

So Craig has gone back inside, Austin screeching at him and saying in a confessional, I don't get it, but like, I'm not going to let Craig ruin this party for my friend, Wittner probably, whatever his name is.

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