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That's what I guess is it's got green tea and mint that movie babble sucked so

Oh, so I don't like that you Moroccans refuse to shake hands at the Olympics with the Jews

That's a real story look it up. All right today is a special stream

It's the the Cal written house live so we have opening statements today the jury was seated

Which I assume means that they were all women and had to use a bathroom. Oh, that's not true at all

I you don't know that have you seen every juror? Yes, I have you have every single one I saw the juror with Alec Baldwin back before he was killing people

Oh, well, he killed people in that that's true. He did I thought it was acting jokes on us

He was great. I think he was training

So all right, I'm gonna introduce everyone really quickly because I don't know they will start their opening statements

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