This is The Guardian.

Hi, Pod Fanzermax here. Barry's here too.

Hello.

Football Weekly is supported by Sainsbury's.

Sainsbury's is teaming up with comic relief this Christmas to help nourish the nation

and tackle food poverty. They're encouraging customers to become super secret

centres by donating to comic relief in store and online.

And what's more, Sainsbury's are matching your donations to comic relief up to the value of one

and a half million pounds.

That's great for a generous.

I know it should be a secret, but what would you get me if it was a secret centre?

Well, I think I'd kill two birds with one stone max. I'd buy you a copy of Inverting the Pyramid.

So I'll wrap that up, give it to you, but you know, Inverting the Pyramid by our friend, Jonathan Wilson.

Then I would keep the receipt and I would put that in a card and I would send it to him.

And I suspect he would get more joy out of the fact that he's going to make a couple of pounds out of me

than you would from having to find a space for that on your shelf to gather dust while it sits there unread.

I did get to pay 107.1.

So anyway, as I was saying, be a super secret centre with Sainsbury's by rounding up your bill

or gifting key food items.

In doing so, you can help provide meals and support for those who need it most now and in the future.

Donate in store or online for full terms and charity details.

Go to sainsbury's.co.uk forward slash nourish hyphen the hyphen nation.

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